beth. queer. twenty.

teenagers with pack mentalities, queer magical folk, titan fighting dorks, nature, tv shows, anime and video games.

quinn fabray loves rachel berry
previously nicolasflamel

inklingchild:

Can we just imagine that Harry, Ron, and Hermione are all used to Rita’s shit at this point that they’re amused by it all. So when ever they find another one of her articles about them, they have a drinking game where they all get together and read the article out loud.

"Alright, she’s called me The Chosen One twice now. That’s two shots for me."

"Ooh, look! She’s still using the TriWizard Tournament. Shots all around. Still holding on to the femme fatale theory, I don’t think she’s ever going to let that go. At least she’s left Hugo and Rose out of it this time.”

"She’d be a nutter not to Hermione, not after that Howler you sent her the last time. Either way, do I get a shot for every family member or just me? Because If I have to drink for all of them, I don’t think Neville’s going to be the one with a drinking problem in the next Prophet."

rsiken:

a black widow prequel would literally be the most interesting movie like

red room??????

a young girl distinguishing herself in the deadliest way possible?????

intertwining cold war history?????

watching an entire regime topple and natalia romanova walking away?????

jennception:

Synopsis for Bare and Dianna’s character, Sarah

unimpressedcats:

i turned around to my desk and saw this glory in my magnifying mirror

sleepybrowneyes:

seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”

nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires